New Bits and Bobs

My Wonderfull Girlfriend purchased me an A3 Sketching pad with some basic pencils from WHSmith during a shopping trip to the trafford centre, which was completely selfless. When I realised that in order to maintain the pencils at a reasonable rate of sharpness I declared that I had to purchase a sharpener, I wanted a profesional metal sharpner that I knew would work, but because my girlfriend had bought me all of this drawing stuff already she informed me that we HAD to purchase a plastic pencil sharpener of which resembled a globe. (Britain is a tiny blob which resembles a crumb after eating jelly.)

Every now and again I will draw a character that resembles nobody, and then I add these squarish glasses that a work colleague has, I tell them it is a picture of him every time much to his frustration. Though he believes that from start to finish I had him in my minds eye whilst concocting my character.

If these had been created before World War II, Hitler may have been more successful. Thankfully back then walruses were not as aerodynamic as they are here.

This one is actually upside down but if I didn't point that out you wouldn't have been able to tell.

It's a tounge, not a penis.

One of my personal favourites.

More of a future portrait of the man I wish to become.

My Girlfriend asked me to create a portrait of her, this is the result, she wasn't too happy.







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Green Book

I have had this book for many years, since I was 16, so most of which are drawings I did at nurserys, the other kids were much shorter than me.

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Maths Book

Yes it is an old skool maths book I found lying within grasping distance

Sometimes as you can see I deal with serious subject matter, like devastating hurracains

He's had a tough life but what you don't see is how much he gives to 'Help The Aged'

You can't teach an old dog how to not be racist anymore.

If women looked anything like this humans would not pro-create.

Be aware

This is how we operate at Yell.

Amazing how current customers still have no idea, what they are paying for.

Haggis is illegal in the USA because sheeps intenstines are outlawed as a food.

I have no idea why he is so oniony.

The T-Shirt says "Lick" (chopped off during the scan) I bet you can't guess what would make such a gentleman wear a top with such profanity.

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Notepad

I recieved this pad on my first day when training at Yell.com, it was intended for notes.

The "You R A Bellend" comment was made by a fellow co-worker, I am not that insane.

This one I drew on my first day. I sat next to a girl who had a printed picture of big bird on her desk, what I didn't know was that one of her co-workers gave her that printout and the nickname "Big Bird" because he thought that she ate too much.

The drawing went down like a pint of milk, gracefully and smooth.

This was seasonal at the time, although I have placed the drawings in the same order that they are in the pad, it doesn't necessarily mean that I drew them in that order.

This is an exact copy of my pass card.

Not a portrait of anybody in particular.... Pears.

At one point of the day and I whispered under my breath "I need to draw Mr Sausage" Fortunately I got what I wanted otherwise the repurcusions could have been fatal. (true)

As you can see I tried my hand at some actual artwork and failed.

The only double page one, a favourite amongst some of my fellow phone pigs.

"Promise me that you will never get AIDs and I'll give you my love"

"lol promise"

If you are pretending to be Hindu, beef can be a delicacy

I have never been more serious in my life.

My Mouster-Piece

Believe it or not I was looking at images of Charlotte Church when I drew this...

Some dickhead scribbled out the last p in poop, don't censor me bro.

My Friend Paul genuinely liked this, when your complaints are thought to be funny it might be time to start a career in comedy; win win.

Kaching

Unlike most I like to show off my tounge to people who don't want to see it, although I am told that what I do is disgraceful I still find their reactions somewhat compelling.

Never eat a cats last bit of spaghetti

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First Post!

I wonder how many blog posts have started with the words "First Post!"? Probably twenty three.

This blog is about my inability to draw, 99% of these drawings I have done at work whilst I should have been, well, working.

Aswel as drawing poorly and being paid whilst doing it I also ensure that I don't use the toilet on my unpaid breaks, I'm a rebel, I know.

Whilst starting up this page I had a capture to fill in that I found slightly amusing.




Whatever alicks are they sure look like dicks.



Anyway, This blog post is about my shit drawings, the people at my work believe I have serious mental problems and so I have decided that I should allow the public to dissect my personality and make judgement for themselves.


Future posts will hold my artisic failures.

Danny M Thompson/dmt